1) What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.


2) A Kid asks the Priest : Father what is your Favourite Pastime...?
The Priest pats the kids head & replys : NUN My Child NUN....!!

3) Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book
  & said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is
 6610"

4) Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College, Banta :
 Really, what is he studing, Santa : No is not studying, they r Studying
 him.

5) Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile, Police ko dene chale,
Santa: agar koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?
Banta : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!!
20) Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'
He wrote: I was made by a mistake.

6) Santa: Oh yaar main badi mushkil mein hoon. Meri biwi mujhse ek
 pappi ka Ek rupeya leti hai.
Banta: Oh yaar tu lucky hai, auron se to woh 5 rupye leti hai.