Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
                                                                        -Gautam Buddha

1) What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.


2) A Kid asks the Priest : Father what is your Favourite Pastime...?
The Priest pats the kids head & replys : NUN My Child NUN....!!

3) Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book
  & said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is
 6610"

4) Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College, Banta :
 Really, what is he studing, Santa : No is not studying, they r Studying
 him.

5) Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile, Police ko dene chale,
Santa: agar koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?
Banta : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!!
20) Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'
He wrote: I was made by a mistake.

6) Santa: Oh yaar main badi mushkil mein hoon. Meri biwi mujhse ek
 pappi ka Ek rupeya leti hai.
Banta: Oh yaar tu lucky hai, auron se to woh 5 rupye leti hai.

झोखा हवा का आज भी जुल्फे उड़ाता होगा ना
बालो मे तेरे आज भी फूल कोई जचता होगा ना
तेरा दुपट्टा आज भी तेरे सर से सरकता होगा ना
          काग़ज़ पे मेरी तस्वीर जैसे कुछ तो बनाती होगी ना
    उलट-पलट के देख के उसको जी भर के हस्ती होगी ना
          हस्ते-हस्ते आँखे तुम्हारी भर-भर आती होगी ना
     मुझको ढाका था धूप मे जीस्सी वो आँचल भिगो ती होगी ना
क्या तुम मेरे इन सब स्वालो का कुछ तो जवाब दोगी ना.

कभी खुसबु कभी झोखा कभी हवा सा लगेजुद होके भी तू मुझसे  जुड़ा जुड़ा सा लगे
कभी खुसबु कभी...........................
बस यही सोच के रातो को मैं नही सोता
नींद आए तो तेरा ख्वाब चला आएगा
फिर सुभह जब खुलेगी आँखे मेरी
तू भी सुभह को सितारे सा चला जाएगा
कभी खुसबु कभी झोखा कभी हवा सा लगे
 

चलो एक बार फिर से अजनबी बन जाए हम दोनो चलो एक.......................
ना मैं तुमसे कोई उम्मीद रकखु  दीलनवशी की
ना तुम मेरी तरफ देखो ग़लत अंदाज नज़रो से
चलो एक........................
वो अफ़साना जीसे अंजाम तक लाना ना हो मुमकिन
उसे एक खूबसूरत मोड़ देकर छोड़ना अच्छा
चलो एक..............................

if opportunity dosenot knock,

             build a door.

wher there is great love,

there are always miracles.

when we are no longer able to change a situation,

we are challenged to change ourselves.

true love is unconditional and based on an individual`s freedom.

remember this:dont`t have any expectations.love because love is your own inner growth.when you love, you call your spring of growth eloser.your love will help you grow towards more light,more truth,more freedom.love but dont`t ever create a relationship. a relationship is a part of the bussinessworld.a slight change in the situation and it evaporates.it has solidity if love comes spontaneously suddenly like a fountain asking for nothing in return then it is one of the greatest treasures. love is a fire the purer it is the better it burns all riddles all problems.but love as a relationship creates problems, riddled with all sorts of undesrible things. remember this:love is a capable of destroying every things else, just don`t let it became a relationship. if uyou do,love is disappear and in it`s place will come politics and manupulation.

then, your problems will only increase.

"i am against of all kinds of relationship.for exampale i don`t like the word friendship,but i love word

friendliness. friendliness is a quality within you friendship bacomes a burdensome relationship."

friendship is a relationship. you can be in that relationship with a few people.friendliness is a quality, not a relationship. it has nothing to do with anybody else.it is basically your inner quality.you can be friendly with many,many people.you can be frienly even when you are alone.you can not be in friendship when you are alone-the other is needed-but friendliness is a kind of fragrance.a flower blooms;nobody passes by, yet it is fragrant. it matters not whether anyone comes to know of it;

being fragrant is its quality.